JUST a quick blog to let you know that tomorrow night’s entertainment at Fillmore East Acoustic Club comes from Fox & North with support from Folk On The Water. Fox & North consist of Hijak Oscar front man Tim Fox and his sidekick Vin North playing their unique brand of dirty blues and Tom Waitsesque delivered tunes. Entry is free and, with up to 8 real ales on the go, it is definitely worth a visit to the Waggon and Horses on Lawrence Street for some fine music.
For more information about Fillmore East Acoustic Club there is a Facebook Page and a MySpace page where some of the regular artists can be heard.
Tags: fillmore east, hijak oscar, tim fox, waggon & horses, York
GORDON Brown today made a quite cringeworthy apology on behalf of the government for the UK’s role in sending over 130,000 children to former colonies between 1920-60, some of whom were abused. Why the hell is he apologising? Did any of the current government have anything to do with it? It always makes me feel uncomfortable when today’s generation feels the need to apologise for the actions of those long dead people who are unable to face the consequences of their decisions. Germany did it when they apologised for Hitler’s actions. Again, this was pointless and came across as insincere. I would like to know why Gordon Brown isn’t saying sorry for the last 13 years of mismanagement by the Labour Party? Something he, as a chief architect, is actually qualified to talk about.
Yes, it was wrong for those kids to be sent away all those years ago. What sort of government would send children to go live with families in Australia who originated from the criminals we deported there in the first place? What can, or should, today’s government do about it? The answer, unsurprisingly, came from a female child immigrant interviewed by the BBC who responded with delight when the word “compensation” was mentioned. Apparently it would go some way to repairing the damage. It seems that compensation culture spans the generation gap extremely efficiently!
See you soon…
It’s not often a story in The Press causes me to laugh out loud at my desk, but the following gem certainly achieved that. While reading it I found it difficult to work out if writer Megi Rychlikova is:- a) A touch naive and stupid or b) Blessed with brilliant wit. Have a read and see what you think. As well as linking to the story I have posted it word for word as I think it deserves maximum exposure.
A THUG who kicked another man’s head “like it was a rugby ball” has been jailed for ten months.
Ashley Dean Martindale, 22, twice aimed kicks at Andrew Ferrara at the side of the River Ouse near Fulford, said Rob Galley, prosecuting at York Crown Court.
Mark Jackson, an off-duty police community support officer, who was strolling along the riverside at the time, described Martindale’s first blow in a statement as “a hard kick, like kicking a rugby ball as hard as he could.” The second was less severe.
Mr Galley said the attacker had been on a suspended prison sentence at the time. Martindale’s friend, Benjamin Roach, 21, punched the victim several times in the face and both men also assaulted a fourth man, Andrew Butterworth, in the incident that began with an argument over a rolled-up cigarette.
Martindale, of Thames House, Albert Street, off Walmgate, was jailed for ten months, which included serving the suspended sentence. Roach, of Medway House, Walmgate, was given a 42-week prison sentence, suspended for two years on condition that he does 75 hours’ unpaid work, two years’ supervision and goes on an anger management course. Both men pleaded guilty to two charges each of assault causing actual bodily harm.
Mr Galley said Mr Ferrara and Mr Butterworth had gone down to the river at about 7.15pm on May 9 to smoke a rolled-up cigarette. Martindale and Roach approached and an argument over the cigarette developed into a scuffle.
For Roach, Glenn Parsons said the incident began with an argument about who owned the cigarette. Then Mr Butterworth, Mr Ferrara and a friend of theirs picked up Roach and swung him as though they would throw him in the river. Roach struggled and hit out in the heat of the moment. Since the fracas, he had “grown up a lot”.
For Martindale, Helen Hendry said her client had been in a bad mood that evening. He had fallen out with his girlfriend and drunk too much. Since then, he had curbed his drinking. He could be a good worker.
Mr Galley said that Mr Ferrara suffered minor injuries to his face and thumb, and Mr Butterworth suffered a split lip.
Check out the classic tell tale phrase here. “Argument over a rolled up cigarette”. Does a simple roll-up usually prompt such violence? Didn’t anyone cotton on to what this cigarette really was? For Christ’s sake, one of the thugs is even called Roach! The clue’s in the name!
Typically The Press didn’t open comments on this piece of true comedy. What a shame. It’s a masterpiece of local journalism!
By the way. Rust Never Sleeps is now back full-time and will be regularly blogging again.
See you soon…
Tags: ashley, cannabis, fulford, martindale, megi, rychlikova
AS a Leeds United fan, I am all too well aware of how financial mismanagement in football can lead to disaster and meltdown. A total of 25 points deducted – costing a promotion – for £40 million worth of debts that led to administration seemed harsh at the time, and still rankles with me today. Especially in light of the fact that clubs like Manchester United and Liverpool have far higher debts yet, because of the rules surrounding football finance, go unpenalised. It has just been announced that Manchester United have debts of £716 million. Now according to my calculations that should equate to a 447.5 points deduction. It’s only fair isn’t it? Will that happen? Not a chance.
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HELLO all and a Happy New Year. I hope you haven’t gained too much weight over the festive season. There are certainly a number of people in York and beyond who won’t have piled on the pounds over Christmas because, quite simply, they don’t have enough pounds to spend on the feasts and booze that we take for granted.
When Father Tim Jones pointed this out in, what was in my opinion, an excellent and very well thought out sermon, he was – quite predictably – attacked by a number of brainless sheep who almost certainly hadn’t even read the sermon properly or, if they have, do not possess the mental agility to understand its meaning. If I may digress slightly, I found it very disappointing that the York Press chose to highlight this story in a sensationalist “Red Top” style of journalism that was better suited to the Daily Star and its ilk. Anyway my thoughts on the decline of The Press are already well documented elsewhere. Today Father Tim has responded in our local media with further, well considered, opinion that will probably upset the sheep once again. I do hope so!
It says a lot about Father Tim that he chose not to prosecute the moronic Martin Stot who, in his finite wisdom, decided it would be a good idea to spend his dole money on 30 tins of spaghetti and ravioli and throw it at the vicar. I can’t guarantee I would have reacted to this waste of space in such a Christian manner. It may not be gourmet cuisine but I’m sure that the food wasted by Stot could have been gratefully accepted by exactly the sort of unfortunates that father Tim was trying to bring to our awareness.
Now I could never be accused of being particularly liberal but it is undeniable that there are groups in society who are so desperate that stealing is the only option they can see. Now hands up who would prefer someone in that state of mind to mug their granny outside the post office than to slip a few cuts of meat and some bread under their jacket in Tesco?
It’s a no brainer really.
See you soon…
Tags: father, jones, lawrence, martin, sermon, spaghetti, stot, tim, York
This is my final blog post before the Christmas holiday so, in order to prevent you upsetting anyone, I hereby leave you with the definitive guide to having a Politically Correct Christmas. All you need to do is follow the rules below and send them to your friends and family to make sure they don’t fall foul of the PC Police either this Christmas!!!
1. Don’t ever refer to ‘Christmas’ as ‘Christmas’ – call it ‘a winter festival’ or ‘the festive period’ at all times. The ‘C-word’ is very offensive and can seriously upset some council officials.
2. Don’t send Christmas cards to your friends and family as this could offend them. If you have to send a card, make sure the picture is not religious in any way and is not of Father Christmas or anything else to do with Christmas. Also, ensure that the card says “Season’s Greetings” and not the highly offensive term “Merry Christmas”.
3. Don’t allow your children or grandchildren to go into Santa’s den in a shopping centre for a present no matter how much they beg and plead. You can tell them it is for their own good as Santa will be a man and men can’t be trusted – ever!
4. Don’t go to a pantomime – they are sexist and homophobic and should be avoided at all costs. They are also a health and safety risk as you could be hit by a flying sweet when the cast throws the traditional bounty of confectionery into the audience.
5. Don’t worry if your child or grandchild is not in a nativity play – this is normal in this multi-faith age. If the school does have a nativity play, don’t be too concerned either if the characters are not quite as you had expected – snowpeople (yes – those well known non gender-specific snow creations) have been know to take part in the nativity scene itself right there after the birth of Jesus in Bethlehem. This is not ‘ridiculous’, it is a very good example of the ‘inclusive modern Britain’ in which we live.
6. Don’t play “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas” as this is a highly racist song.
7. If you end up singing Christmas carols (which is not advisable as they are far too Christian for ‘the festive period’) be sure to sing “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlepeople” so as not to upset women.
8. Don’t film your children at their “festive period” parties or when they are out ice-skating or opening their presents in case the film or pictures fall into “the wrong hands”. It does not matter if this means that you will not have captured those important memories and that you cannot send the pictures to family who are not with you at this special time. This is a very serious child protection issue and grandparents, amongst others, cannot be trusted.
9. Don’t make your Christmas pudding the old fashioned way with a lucky sixpence in the middle because if a member of your family or your visiting friends choke on it they could sue you for a breach of health and safety regulations as the sixpence would be deemed to be an “avoidable risk”.
10. Don’t give sexist presents to people – ties and socks are not exclusively male present items and should be given to women too in this age of equality!
Which just leaves me to wish you a Merry C-Word and a Happy onset of the generally accepted calendar year but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures!!!
All the best to my friends and enemies. You know who you are!
See you in 2010…
PROMINENT anti-Derwenthorpe campaigner Mark Warters has, once again, been unfairly criticised by ill-informed and imbecilic York Press readers.
I disagree that Mark Warters has done anything other than exercise his right to object to what are ill perceived plans. I could pontificate all day about the politics of social housing. In fact I agree that social housing is needed, not just in York but across the UK, but the need for something doesn’t give the right for amateur politicians (Galloway) to ride roughshod with their ill-informed and arrogant plans. The part of York that is earmarked for “Derwenthorpe” is prime green belt land and – forgive me if I sound snobbish – separates Osbaldwick from Tang Hall. The Derwenthorpe estate will do nothing other than provide very nice houses for not-very-nice people. It will be a sink estate within 20 years, such is the way this country is in decline.
Instead of JRF and the like bleating about the need for social housing, why don’t they for once stop and consider that for every social housing tenant there is a neighbour? Granted, not all social housing tenants are anti-social but knowing how allocations work there is a great chance that Derwenthorpe residents will be undesirable neighbours and for that alone I applaud Mark Warters. I just wish he’d be honest about his concerns and not bring the environment into it.
He doesn’t want scum in his neighbourhood just as I and everyone else doesn’t.
See you soon…
TWO weeks ago my mother had the second of her cataracts removed at York District Hospital. She is 70-years-old and, to be fair, a bit doddery but nevertheless…
Today she had to go back to the hospital for her check up and she walked to the Stonebow to get the Number 6 bus service provided by the ironically named “First York”. When she arrived at the bus stop the Number 6 was already there, stationary, but the doors were closed. She tapped on the door only for the driver to open the door and announce “I can’t let you on because I’m indicating to move away”. This despite the fact he was completely blocked in by a bus in front and oncoming traffic. My mum said he didn’t move for at least three minutes after his refusal to allow her on.
I really hope something untoward happens to this jobsworth. Even if it wasn’t my mother, then his attitude stinks.
Letter of complaint to follow.
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The Rook and Gaskill, which is one of my regular haunts, has been nominated for the York Press Real Ale Pub Of The Year Award. It certainly deserves the prize as it regularly serves a huge range of superbly kept beers and is always a great place to have a good social.
The next beer festival is coming up on the weekend of December 11-14 so you could do worse than pop along and sample some fine ales.
For those, like me, who are fans of Neil Young. This coming Monday (November 30) there is the next listening party at 9:30pm where “Live Rust” will be played very loudly.
Maybe see you there…
The postmen are quick to go on strike but don’t feel any sympathy for them.
I had forgotten about the industrial action until last night, when I realised I needed to post a letter to Plymouth. Knowing that one of my neighbours is a postman, with a young family who can ill afford to lose pay through a strike, I popped round to his house and offered him £2.00 – more than six times the price of a stamp – to deliver my letter. To my surprise he swore at me and slammed the door in my face!
It’s no wonder this country is in such a mess with such lazy people employed in the public sector!
See you soon…
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